Picture this: it’s one of those days. You’ve got your tie on, your goose game face ready, and you're waddling through life pretending you’re the CEO of Functional Adulting, Inc. But deep down? You’re still one honk away from chaos. The "Today I’m a Serious Goose" shirt is your official uniform for tackling executive dysfunction with maximum hilarity. This dapper-yet-derpy goose gets it—hyperfocused one moment, scatterbrained the next. Life’s too short not to embrace the absurdity, one sophisticated waddle at a time. Bonus: zero actual goose-related responsibilities.

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms
• Want to know more? Explore all of our sensory friendly features here

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label