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Stop Making Drama You Are Not Shakespeare Hoodie

Stop Making Drama You Are Not Shakespeare Hoodie

Save the theatrics—you're no Bard, just a raccoon with opinions!
Color: White
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  • Sensory Friendly
  • Unisex Inclusive Fit
  • Ethically Made

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For those moments when the drama levels hit Shakespearean heights but deserve a reality check, this design says it all. Featuring a sassy cat holding a quill and skull, it declares, “Stop Making Drama! You Are Not Shakespeare.” Perfect for anyone who’s over the unnecessary plot twists and thrives on calling it out with humor. Whether you’re dealing with dramatic coworkers, friends, or the occasional flair for theatrics yourself, this is your comedic clap-back!

MATERIAL

  • 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
  • Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271gsm))
  • Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

  • Unisex hooded sweatshirt
  • Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
  • Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
  • No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms
  • Want to know more? Explore all of our sensory friendly features here

FEATURES

  • Kangaroo pouch to keep your hands warm
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
  • Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • Wash according to care instructions on the care label
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