Doing Fantastic, Didn’t Stab Anyone Today Hoodie

Let’s be real—some days, the biggest victory is just not snapping. This “Doing Fantastic, Didn’t Stab Anyone Today” hoodie is for those who get through life’s irritations with a sharp wit and just enough restraint to stay out of trouble. Featuring an adorably mischievous kitty who’s just one more annoyance away from losing it, this hoodie is your go-to for when you need to remind yourself (and others) that you made it through the day—no stabbing necessary. Perfect for those days when you’re teetering on the edge but still managing to keep it together, this cozy hoodie brings a laugh to your dark humor. Wear it proudly and let the world know that while today was a close call, you’re still the reigning champion of keeping your cool—barely. 😼😂

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex hooded sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms

FEATURES

• Kangaroo pouch to keep your hands warm
• Adjustable drawstring hood
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label