Picture this: it’s one of those days. You’ve got your tie on, your goose game face ready, and you're waddling through life pretending you’re the CEO of Functional Adulting, Inc. But deep down? You’re still one honk away from chaos. The "Today I’m a Serious Goose" shirt is your official uniform for tackling executive dysfunction with maximum hilarity. This dapper-yet-derpy goose gets it—hyperfocused one moment, scatterbrained the next. Life’s too short not to embrace the absurdity, one sophisticated waddle at a time. Bonus: zero actual goose-related responsibilities.

MATERIAL

• 100% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium heavy fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))-This just means the fabric is slightly thicker making it more durable and providing a more substantial feel
• Super comfortable with a standard cotton feel, ideal for everyday wear

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex shirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms
• Pre-shrunk cotton so no surprises when you wash it – it’s true to size

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label