Sometimes, the data just doesn't support talking to people. Whether you're avoiding awkward small talk or pointing out the obvious lack of logic in social interactions, this design is your silent (but brutally honest) sidekick. Perfect for those moments when you're mentally running through the stats of why engaging with someone just doesn’t add up. Who needs human connection when your spreadsheet is way more predictable? Use it as your socially-acceptable 'Do Not Disturb' sign—stats don’t lie, but social cues sure do.

MATERIAL

• 100% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium heavy fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))-This just means the fabric is slightly thicker making it more durable and providing a more substantial feel
• Super comfortable with a standard cotton feel, ideal for everyday wear

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex shirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms
• Pre-shrunk cotton so no surprises when you wash it – it’s true to size

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label