Stop Making Drama Tank Top

For those moments when the drama levels hit Shakespearean heights but deserve a reality check, this design says it all. Featuring a sassy raccoon holding a quill and skull, it declares, “Stop Making Drama! You Are Not Shakespeare.” Perfect for anyone who’s over the unnecessary plot twists and thrives on calling it out with humor. Whether you’re dealing with dramatic coworkers, friends, or the occasional flair for theatrics yourself, this is your comedic clap-back! 🖋️✨

MATERIAL

• 100% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a sturdy, structured feel
• Super comfortable with a standard cotton feel, ideal for everyday wear

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex tank top
• Classic fit with a relaxed, roomier cut ideal for layering or wearing alone
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• Banded neck and armholes to reinforce structure and maintain durability over time
• Pre-shrunk cotton so no surprises when you wash it – it’s true to size
• 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches as you put it on, then returns to its original shape for a snug, well-fitted look

FEATURES

• Double-needle bottom hem, reinforced with a narrow double topstitch for long-lasting wear
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label