Existential Dread Sweatshirt

Loading… your regularly scheduled existential crisis. This adorably zen fox sits calmly as it announces, “Existential Crisis Loading, Please Wait.” It’s the perfect blend of cute and chaotic, ideal for those moments when your brain spirals into the void but you’re trying to stay unbothered (or at least look like it). A relatable nod to neurodivergent overthinking, it’s like a buffering screen for your soul—with added fox flair! 🌌✨

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label