Existential Crisis Racoon Sweatshirt

Dive deep into the raccoon school of existentialism with this delightfully absurd design. Featuring a pensive raccoon gazing into a mirror, it declares, “I Do Not Think, Therefore I Do Not Am.” Perfect for those who’ve ever stared blankly at a wall and thought, “Yep, that’s enough brain activity for today.” Whether you're dodging overthinking or just embracing the chaos, this is the perfect badge of honor for neurodivergent minds that occasionally just... nope out of logic! 🌀✨

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label