Chronic Anxiety, Iconic Booty Sweatshirt

You know that moment when your brain’s doing cartwheels over the tiniest thing, and you’re like, “Okay, fine, but at least I’ve got the assets”? This sweater is the ultimate piss-take on those chaotic days when your anxiety might be through the roof, but you know where the real focus should be—on that iconic booty! Featuring a cheeky peach character with a knowing grin, the “My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic” jumper is here to remind you (and everyone else) that while your mind might be a mess, your backside is nothing short of legendary. Wear this when you’re ready to laugh off the stress and give a little nod to the fact that, hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it! 🍑😜

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label